Brainless Lingual Oral Garbage

askgeorgebush:

have you ever just wanted to bitch and whine about shit you have to put up with but everyones already putting up with three times the amount of bullshit you are so you just sort of feel bad for even considering complaining at all

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Sherlock Holmes doesn’t understand how chairs work.

bakerstreetbabes:

figworm:

In fairness, chairs are difficult.

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quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

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tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

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hanging-inthe-balance:

egg-r0lls:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!

Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.

I just died of cute.

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twinpersonalitys:

hibiki-ganaha:

andrewblushie:

thatpunnyguy:

andrewblushie:

WHat if food didnt exist and we got nourishment from sex„„

Then tumblr would be starving worse then the Irish during the potato famine

stOP MAKING MY POSTS FUNNIER THEN THEY WERE INTENDED TO BE

would masturbation be cannibalism

asking the big questions

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